Wednesday, 4 July 2007

Choice breed’s stupidity – I blame Starbucks

This morning I saw an intelligent person revert to what can only be described as mentally ‘challenged’. Seemingly, the overwhelming array of choices proved too much for the cranial capacity of this particular individual. They not only took an inordinately long time to make their choice but they then lost the ability to speak properly and the manual dexterity needed to hold their purse.

“I’ll have an extra hot skinny soya grande frap cappa latte chino with cream…….and a lobotomy”

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